on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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