She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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