I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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