did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
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Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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