Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
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Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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