Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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