butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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