Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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