i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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