Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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