Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
We don't watch enough power rangers
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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