Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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