I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I don't deserve a penis
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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