I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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