All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Randomize
