It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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