Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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