i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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