I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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