Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
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I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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