But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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