He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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