I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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