based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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