I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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