I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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