All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
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I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
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maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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