...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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