actually, I'm a sock model
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
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