Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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