How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
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They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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