what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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