8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Even my vagina gasped.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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