How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
My dick has a subreddit
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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