I think I died a long time ago.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
and she was petting her beer can
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My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
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I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
You may now shotgun with the bride
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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