you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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