420 ftw
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
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At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
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I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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