dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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