she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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