"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
This baby is an asshole
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
