how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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