do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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