It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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