NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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