No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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