I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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