she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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