Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
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2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Dear god my vagina.
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