Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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