My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
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i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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