are you so shy because you have an std?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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