But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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