i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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