is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
her facebook's as public as her vagina
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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