i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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