I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
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Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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